Fuh yoh, damn bangga kena tagged by Suzie coz she’s one of the featured blogger in 5xmom. Please forgive my perasan-ness, because I think she’s running out of people to tag so I kena tag lor lol. Suzie is another cool mom like Aunty Lilian who blogs. Every time I see her ciken cully entry, my mouth surely salivate like water fall because some of my regular readers should know I truly enjoy home cook food (must be strictly delicious otherwise I would rather eat out for the rest of my life).
Next time I should get a wife who knows how to cook. I wouldn’t want my kids to become obese although i don’t mind being one myself (I’m lying) 
Anyway I am require to state 5 reasons why I belog in this meme. Hmmm if think balik, I also don’t know why I belog. Give me a moment I’ll come out with 5 ultimate reasons why I belog later.
*After two hours of thinking + 1 hour of beraking*
Okay finally I am able to berak 5 reasons why I started a blog. Don’t kill me if my reasons sound too stupid for your IQ k?
Reason 1 : I like to bullshit and bullshitting makes me happy. Bullshitting is my forte. It’s like a mental masturbation to me. Perfecting the art of bullshitting tops my priority list. I’m surprised I did not end up becoming a certified bullshitter aka the Eternal Bullshittist.
Reason 2 : When I was teen, I have lots of things to say in my mind but there’s no such thing as blogging back then. We have a thing called diary, but I was freaking lazy. To write with a pen means I have to put a strain on my arm hence it makes my arm lenguh. Even masterbaiting wasn’t that tiring. IRC was the hot thang in 1997. Most of the teenagers that time were too preoccupied deceiving each other in chatrooms with the a/s/l phenomenon (including myself) than penning down their thoughts. ‘The Human pen is mightier than a bull penis’ was nothing but a myth back then. So when a good friend of mine introduced me to the world of blogging, I acted like a jakun who’s excited to see what a condom can do or the first time.
Reason 3 : I like spreading lies. Lots of them. Why I did say I enjoy spread lies? Because the infamous bapak mertua (father in law) says most bloggers out there are fucking liars so he ask us to stop spreading lies. Whatever we say are all lies. Some half truth, some quarter truth. According to his logic, whatever we say are all lies. Hence, I like to lie! Mainstream media is nothing but the ultimate truth! Believe it! So please stop taking us so seriously already!
Reason 4 : One of the beauty of blogging is,I get to discover many interesting bloggers beneath the unlimited boundaries of the blogosphere. Some are wacky, some are gila babi, some are hilarious, some are controversial, some fat, thin, skinny, handsome, pretty, hamsap, rotten, saint, tall, short (the list goes on) and many many more.
Reason 5 : Lastly, this is ultimate reason I belog…. Look below
Picture courtesy of Kakashin
Heh, choosing people to tag is the toughest part especially when most of peeps I wanna tag already did this meme but here goes:-
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