I will be celebrating my grand father’s birthday on this coming weekend. His birthday actually falls on 1st of April but the celebration was moved to the next weekend for the obvious reasons. Got Cheng Beng gathering today. Anyway, there are always some interesting remarks my friends made when I told them April the First is my grand dad’s birthday.
They would often say, “Hey Vince, you can’t do better than that. You expect me to believe it’s really your grand father’s birthday?!?! Even my grand mother would not believe what you just said†which also means “Woi dickhead! You can lie better; don’t come up with a stupid lie and expect my kuku brain to believe it. So lameâ€.
But I can’t really blame them because my infamous reputation as a mischievous dude is not helping much in dissolving the skeptism in my so-called “lie†either. It’s a pity that I do not have digital camera (yes I am getting repetitive), otherwise I would share some of the beautiful moments of grandpa’s fake celebration.
The point of this post is, it’s ironic that when you are not telling the truth, every one seems to take your word for it. But when you are really being honest and upheld it like your Holy Grail, every one looked at you as if you just rape their pink poodle. Before you starting thinking this is another classic example of the lying shepherd story, it’s not. Because nobody know who’s lying to each other and what not. It’s called the figurative of speech.
Anyway, Happy 73rd Birthday Grand pa!
Off Topic:- Sanjaya sucks. Why? Because Simon Cowell threatens to leave American Idol if that self dellusional kid wins the competition. Is the Daniel Lee’s syndrome making a fierce cum back?
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