A special internet police has been set up by the angelic ruling authoritarian to counter every lies that are being fed to the public. Put it in polite sentences, it is said that public is not mature and analytical enough to detect lies and what not. According to their understanding, the public is not even mature enough to handle a debate, so we have the authoritarian to decide for us what is bad and what is good.
In other words, they are implying the public is gullible. In rude context, it means the people are stupid in general. The Special team consists of the country’s best men to carry out character assassination on bloggers who are critical of their goodwill policies. So they retaliate by giving them a feel of their real time good will.
For some reason it resembles the Shinsengumi drama I’m currently watching where the Emperor and Shogunate gave orders to assassinate each other’s growing faction. The Shogunate resembles the authoritarian, they deploy a special police to eradicate any elements that are deemed harmful and restore social order. Coincidentally, it is a time where the people had a strong sense of animosity against the ruling Shogunate.
It look similar, the ruling authoritarian is establishing a modern day kempeitai to restore cyber order. The cyber space is in total chaos, with no effective laws to fight against those who disseminate (with no relation to semen) untruthful information. Anonymous commentators are evil, as evil as sHitler, so they are often in the limelight, for the wrong reasons.
These are the 4 divine directives of the Internet Kempeitai.
- Bomb every comment sections of a hostile political blog by training an army of internet trolls
- Infiltrate and plant a C4 in the blog server. (C6 is currently under development, they will not hesitate on detonating the explosives on their political opponent’s anus if they have the chance)
- Launch preemptive patriot missile strikes on anti governmental information before it dissipates to the public.
- Arrest every anonymous commentors despite the fact people would accuse the agency for shooting shadows and wasting tax payers money.
The recent hacking incident befallen on few influential bloggers in the local blogosphere might be one of their experiments before orchestrating a mass assassination on black listed socio political blogs.
Cerita di atas adalah rekaan kartun semata mata. Ia tidak berkaitan dengan mana mana beruk yang hidup mahupun yang terkentut di sepanjang proses pembohongan ini. Sekiranya kejadian di atas agak merupai kisah realiti yang sedang berlaku di atas permukaan bumi yang sibuk digugat oleh pemanasan global ini, saya menyeru anda supaya beli nombor 1,2.3,4,5,6,7 ekor dengan segera.
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