I.D.I.O.T.A
This world is a very awesome place to live in but at the same time there are many idiots inhabiting every part of it. There are many types of idiots. White idiots, yellow purple idiots and many more kalerfool idiots that is too hot for yours truly to handle. But the particular idiot I’m going to talk about is such an interesting specimen to put into thorough observation and their actions never cease to amaze my primitive brain.
Perhaps their actions are too advanced for my puny brain cells to decipher because I totally cannot fathom their behavior. Oh wait; they are idiots, so we are not supposed to understand them. It’s blasphemous to do so. Here’s a case study or a scenario, there is a place where I always buy economical rice (which means it’s really cheap and not subjected or affected much by the ridiculous inflation rate).
I enjoy buying food there because it’s cheap and it’s really good. Before I proceed, I would like to remind you this is not a food blog. I’m sorry if the stupid search engine conned you by thinking that this is a food post, it’s not. So where was I? Ahh yes, I was talking about the economical food. Anyway the boss is very good because he provides free and delicious soup for his customers. The soup is so good that one of his customers taste the soup with a ladle.
No, he (the customer) did not bring his own ladle and taste it. He’s using the restaurant’s ladle. Which translates to, “He took a sip with the fucking ladleâ€. Yes, that ladle made available for the patrons to help themselves with the free soup. Self service mah. So tasting that soup while putting his tongue on the ladle is also consider self-service lor. After tasting if the soup is suitable for his sensitive taste buds, he proceeds by putting the ladle back into the soup and pour some into his bowl.
What did he do with the ladle? He just left it there; walk off like Chef Wan (no, he did not sway his ass). Poor guy, he must have mistaken it for his kitchen. He gotta be mistaken. At least he’s generous enough to donate some of his saliva, viruses, bacterium, pus and call it the next organic soup. Imagine if it’s 3 years ago where SARS (Severe Acute Ringgit Shortage) reign supreme, he’ll be an instant celebrity.
His life will be put under scrutiny and if he’s lucky, he’ll become Malaysia’s next national hero. Lastly, I would like to thank him for showing his actions in front of us otherwise I will not write this entry at all. The law of cause and effect is very much alive here.
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