The Bald and the Beautifool
May 16, 2007
There is a funny incident I would like to blog. I was eating at nearby food court. So there was a beautiful young pan asian (what’s the difference between eurasian and pan asian anyway?) girl who is helping at one of the hawker stall. Being a sucker for beautiful women, obviously it would be natural for any normal male species to look at her. Her beauty was stunning, and by looking at her, it makes my heart melts like an ice cream. Trust me, she’s every guys’ fantasy. Unfortunately there was an old uncle sitting where the girl was standing.
So one would thought I was looking at the uncle, especially the uncle himself. So the uncle was wondering why I kept ‘looking’ him. Yeah he was very pengacau. When I look left, he moved his head to his left, when I look right he moved his head to his right too. Yeah before you say something, it was frustrating and I felt like kicking his botak head. Good thing is I am not Michael Ballack. Anyway, I was saying this uncle thought I was looking at him. Surprising he look at me and asked from his table:-
Perasan Botak Uncle : What are you looking at? Why are you looking at me? (From his body language, it literally means why are you looking at me ah? I know I am handsome especially with my botak head. But don’t lah keep looking at him. Damn paiseh you know?)
I can’t help it so I jokingly replied him this.
Me : Sorry uncle, I am looking at the stunning beauty standing behind you. Why would I want to look at you, uncle? And besides, I’m straight. Even if I am not, I would be better off looking at a better looking guy instead.
Perasan botak uncle : …………………………………
ps:- I’m extremely disappointed with Minutes to Midnight, Linkin Park’s latest album but Dolores O’Riordan’s first solo album is surprisingly good.
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Posted in Humor
May 16th, 2007 at 3:49 pm
Minutes to Midnight is a huge flop. This girl must be gorgeous eh?
May 16th, 2007 at 4:14 pm
Yeah dude, one word to describe this album, CRAP. That girl is gorgeous, I wonder why the quality of our miss universe candidate looks mediocre.
May 17th, 2007 at 9:34 am
ok supporter..which foodcourt? which stall? i want to go kap! and YES! I am straight too! lolz..u betul tell the uncle tat ah? he tok to u in eng ka cina? lawaknyer!! why u got so byk lawak incident at food plalce 1 ah? lolz…
May 17th, 2007 at 5:00 pm
LmFAO! XD now that’s darn funny! and i admire your guts to reply him like that, usually when people ask me liek that i’ll just shy and look away…
and oh yeah, she must be a real gorgeous. why didn’t you take a photo of her?
May 18th, 2007 at 1:04 am
President:- Kat fajar sana. Yes I really told him that, in Chinese lol.
Conan:- I don’t have a digicam or a phone cam
May 18th, 2007 at 9:19 am
fajar eh..aiyo..tak biasa pigi sana makan la… u neva tell stall yg mana 1? lolz..
May 19th, 2007 at 5:40 pm
Hahaha…
Hmm…the uncle must have been blind because he sounds like didn’t notice there’s a stunning girl behind him. He should have know that you are looking at the girl instead of him.
I think Linkin Park new songs suck too. Like no more umphh lar
May 19th, 2007 at 8:38 pm
I agree with you, hcfoo. LP is famous for their aggressiveness and power. Now it’s getting too poppish.
President:- Haha pasal Fajar food court next je. Malas mau pegi other places. Which stall? Secret!!!
May 20th, 2007 at 3:20 pm
I didn’t like Linkin’s new album either !
Dat uncle abit over-sensitive jor, muahaha.
May 20th, 2007 at 5:23 pm
apa secret? tell la…can tell me kat msn..*wink* lolz..
May 21st, 2007 at 1:27 am
President:- okies i will tell you in msn.
Ellone:- Sampat is the best hokkien word to describe him
and yes, linkin park’s new album is a total disaster to my fragile eardrums. *fumes*
May 21st, 2007 at 9:19 am
cool! i’ll b waiting..lolz
May 22nd, 2007 at 12:58 am
haha…maybe the bald guy find you stunning too