There is a funny incident I would like to blog. I was eating at nearby food court. So there was a beautiful young pan asian (what’s the difference between eurasian and pan asian anyway?) girl who is helping at one of the hawker stall. Being a sucker for beautiful women, obviously it would be natural for any normal male species to look at her. Her beauty was stunning, and by looking at her, it makes my heart melts like an ice cream. Trust me, she’s every guys’ fantasy. Unfortunately there was an old uncle sitting where the girl was standing.
So one would thought I was looking at the uncle, especially the uncle himself. So the uncle was wondering why I kept ‘looking’ him. Yeah he was very pengacau. When I look left, he moved his head to his left, when I look right he moved his head to his right too. Yeah before you say something, it was frustrating and I felt like kicking his botak head. Good thing is I am not Michael Ballack. Anyway, I was saying this uncle thought I was looking at him. Surprising he look at me and asked from his table:-
Perasan Botak Uncle : What are you looking at? Why are you looking at me? (From his body language, it literally means why are you looking at me ah? I know I am handsome especially with my botak head. But don’t lah keep looking at him. Damn paiseh you know?)
I can’t help it so I jokingly replied him this.
Me : Sorry uncle, I am looking at the stunning beauty standing behind you. Why would I want to look at you, uncle? And besides, I’m straight. Even if I am not, I would be better off looking at a better looking guy instead.
Perasan botak uncle : …………………………………
ps:- I’m extremely disappointed with Minutes to Midnight, Linkin Park’s latest album but Dolores O’Riordan’s first solo album is surprisingly good.
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