I’ve been given the honor to write this very meme. Although I wasn’t tagged in the process but I shamelessly offer myself to participate anyway. The meme is as interesting as the title of this blog post suggest, which entitled “The face behind the blog”. No, this is not a rip off version of The man behind the Iron Mask movie. It took me some time to write this one because it was such a pain in the backside process for digging up my old photos.
Anyway this is a meme that allow your readers to learn more about you. The man behind this “anthraxxxx” pseudonym. Lo and behold, I’m about to reveal my untold secrets. It is so secretive it is even better than KJ’s bedroom stories. Rest assure I do not look like a terrorist, although there is some Nimrod that equate my nick to a terrorist organization. Obviously he did not heard about the band named Anthrax.
I looked roughly like this, with a distorted and decay face due to the side effects of my anthrax abilities.
The distorted face behind this blog.
Just kidding of course. Save the mole (i have one on my upper lips), save the world. I hope Tim Kring will not start filling a lawsuit against me tomorrow for creative rights violation under Act number 1234.
Initially I was quite reluctant to publish my photos in a public domain. Not because I wanted to remain anony (short form for anonymous) forever. No thanks to an obsessive stalker, my photos was distributed and forwarded via a chain of email that accuses me of raping over 1,000,0000 girls and I’ve been labeled as a sadistic Casanova. From that onwards, I became very cautious in flaunting my ‘racy’ photos over the internet.
Allow me to start with my 26 year old photos. Yes, its that long. The quality and the color of the photos can clarify its lifespan. Actually I had wanted to post these old photos of mine long time ago but I couldn’t find an appropriate occasion to do so. So you can see my photos at your own peril. I am anthraxxxx, and I am also known as Vincent or you can call me Vince(my real name, IC name). But please, do not ever call me Vince McMahon. I will send you a parcel of anthrax if you do that and it’s not even funny. Don’t bother k?
Contrary to popular belief, I do not bomb churches, mosques, temples, military facilities, toilets, infect humans for a living. I am actually a small time businessman (I shall not name the nature of my business because it’s not something to be proud of), a free lance writer (my writing isn’t good enough so it explains why I still remained as a free lancer), a brother and a son. I am also currently furthering my studies in a rundown institution that I shall not named yet again.
1982 - Back in those days, we like to take picture sideways.
When I was younger, I like to camwhore. Cam Whoring is like a national sport, my favorite past time. Since I WAS cute, so I would love to immortalize these cute faces of mine into pictures. As I grew older, the frequency decreases, an indication that says I’m no longer cute. Hence, I had to retire from the cam whoring scene for good and I eventually became a camera shy person.
1986 - Cultivating my syok sendiri skills at a very young age.
I was such a genius. As you can see in the picture, I received my first Diploma at the age of 6. Okay, I lied. That was just my kinder garden ‘graduation’ certificate by the way. In case you are wondering, I start wearing glasses at the age of 6. Having said that, I did not wear glasses due to excessive reading, I wear glasses because I watched too much TV.
To all the sweet ladies out there, for your information, I’m still single and available. Whoever interested to arrange a date with me can kindly drop me a mail with a photo attached (for the obvious reason) at anthraxxxx@liardotcom. If you believe me for a second you ought to smack yourself in the head because I was just kidding. Having said that, I won’t mind if you are serious anyway
See how I contradict myself.
It’s 2005 because I did not perform any cam whoring act for this year yet. So how do I look like currently? I became more horizontally challenged, I kept longer hair, I’m wearing a new glasses and became not so innocent looking. No, I did not went under the knife so I can safely bet with you I did not turn into another version of Michael Jackson. I hope you guys are not mortified but feel enlightened to learn the genuine face behind the pseudonym ‘anthraxxxx’.
Last but not least, I will conclude this rear entry by tagging 4 bloggers.
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