Seriously, Malaysian drivers are one of the most daring dare devils in the world wide world (www) and have the reputation for being screwdrivers for screwing people on the road. If they are not dare devils, I don’t know what else to call them. Oh maybe I should call them Kamikaze Drivers instead.
Back in the World War 2 period, the Japs conduct suicide missions against their enemies. It was pretty successful at first but they ran out of qualified pilots in the end. Road drivers on the other hand, are pretty easy to train. It is scary if they are mobilized in becoming road martyrs. Imagine driving on a road where a car was coming out from the other lane without looking whether there are other cars coming from the other direction.
They don’t seem to care if there’s a speeding car coming at them, they just came out from the lane without looking and they expect us to stop our damn car by hitting the emergency brake. Seems like it’s more important to beat the traffic than making sure of their own safely. To make it easier for you to comprehend, it’s like playing Russian Roulette except that they are using cars instead of pointing a gun at your dick hence it should be appropriately renamed to The Malaysian Roulette.
They also don’t give a flying fook if there’s a “STOP” sign board because in their mind, the STOP sign board means “You are free to speed out from this lane” and to me it also means “You are free to go to hell” or “Sila pegi ke Kampung Jahanam”. The signboard is either transparent or they were too smart to grasp the meaning of a simple signboard that reads “Beri Laluan” (make way).
If Jackie Chan needs fresh talents for his crash driving stunt, he will know where to look because he definitely know where to place these fearless warriors, the kamikaze drivers.
Malaysia Boleh! Drivers pun boleh! Boleh apa? Boleh mampus.
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