Up close with Honey.

August 3, 2007

Honey has been a very loyal dog to my household. She is not a guard dog per se, but her fake aggression and loud barking is powerful enough to scare a pussycat doll. Her acting is so good she could win an oscar for the best doggy style performance if there is an animal category. I am not kidding. She really can act. The professional artists contracted under Rancangan Propaganda Negara cannot even act to save their lives. It cringes me every time they attempted to portrayed a conversation but ended up like reading their dialogues from MS Power Point instead.

Honey, contemplating what to have for dinner tonight.

She doesn’t bark if no one is around watching, even if there is other alien dogs hanging out with her. What amuses me the most is, she only barks at them whenever I open the door or arrive home with my car. Ironically, she doesn’t bark if I’m walking home. I think she’s trying to hint she only works on part time basis. Heh, dogs also very materialistic one, only barks when I’m driving my Porsche. Anyway, she is 7 years old (when I found her) and she’s already considered a senior citizen in a country ruled by canines, a nation where its prime minister has a dog appearance, pretending to be human

Honey gave me a WTF stare after shooting her in candid mode.

Despite her shoddy appearance, Honey is a very likable dog. She seems to have a charm because where ever she goes, people are tempted to feed her with more food. In other words, she don’t have to worry about dinner if I’m not around. Her life has been good and it almost resembles the lifestyle of a certain working class people where constant tea breaks are a norm. The only difference is, there was no teh tarik involved. But I’m sure Honey would enjoy them all the same.

Standing on guard, on part time basis of course.

Although Honey is a great pretender, she would never resort to cheap tactics to fish for food as what a famous Chinese idiom would sound like, “monkey wears a robe, pretending to be an official” (i could be wrong coz my chinese sucks, but the context is there. Please feel free to provide me a proper translation if you have any) . I am suspecting whoever plagiarize a similar idiom to this recently should feed Honey with bananas.

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