The day I was touched by Pussy.

August 8, 2007

Hai. Meet Pussy, the homeless cat I found at a local bak kut teh stall I always patronized. I can hear some of you laughing already. Don’t laugh, this is a serious matter. So serious it has the potential to become a national problem because the PromiseLand promises more homes for the homeless on paper.

This was Pussy’s reaction when I approach him for an interview. He thought I was a paparazzi of sorts.

It always promises that every animals will get at least one home to stay but it is obvious Pussy has no home to stay, has no other pussies to lean their claws on and has no other pussies to help in their Thunder Cats routine especially if the pussies happen to have their own weeny. So you can rightfully say Promiseland is just a land that chooses form over substance.

Pussy is demonstrating how miserable he is.

Poor pussy, have to survive in this rat race although Pussy has to eat rat every day to stay in shape. Pussy should meet Honey because she will surely shower Pussy with love although it is not recommendable for the fear that Pussy might end up in Honey’s hot sizzling dinner plate. But then dogs don’t eat Pussies so the myth remains debatable.

Me thinks Honey is getting aroused of fantasizing by having Pussy on her dinner plate.

A friend of mine remarked this Pussy looked like a midget compares to her cat. Kinda like a mat salleh standing beside a Malaysian midget although my friend’s cat has asian ancestry. Either Pussy is malnutrioned, or there is something wrong with the Bak Kut Teh he ate for breakfast. I told my friend I saw a large homeless cat in the woods before but she thinks I saw a lion. It’s not surprising to know Woods gave birth to a Tiger and he was known as Tiger from The Woods ever since.

Do your part in assisting cats like Pussy by supporting SPCA (not to be mistaken as the Mostly Corrupted A-hole’s political party) today. Rememeber, not every pussies are lucky like Honey.

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