The Prestanator speaks.

August 21, 2007

I am a pondan now. Really, I just knew my true sexuality not too long ago. I am a pondan by using a web address while hosting it over the sea and I like to play sharp shooting, with my water pistol (pointing to my groin). No wonder I feel at home when I dropped by in KL’s hottest tourist attraction at lorong haji taib. Thanks to the wisdom of this CEO of the new M&M sdn bhd, I finally discovered my truest sexual orientation.

This is coming from a person who marry somebody’s anak perempuan secretly in the land of Trannies (no wonder he’s so obssessed with pondans now) but got no balls to admit it. Trannies have rights there because they get to play iron volleyball while trannies in this land are slapped back and forth in the face like a bola sepak. We have to respect his right to marry albeit secretly because he is after all the head CEO of the new M&M sdn bhd.

It was pretty understandable because as a bigshot who ought to be shot, he is right to keep everything lowkey. Maybe such method is more effective 50 years ago but we are now living in era where we can even find out the color of the panty hose he wore for the past 2 weeks. Ya bloggers are pondan/got no balls but according to your fellow comrade who suffered from the PhD (permanent head damage) disease months ago, 80% of them are women and unemployed.

So how can females become pondan since they are already technically pondan to begin with? And you are quite right, they really don’t have balls unless you are refering to others balls on the next hemisphere. So women socio political bloggers is what? Tomboy ah? For once, you are speaking so much sense. Since Sun Tzu’s military bible are made up of covert and evasive tactics, I guess he’s as pondan as Chef Wan.

ps:- pondan = wussy/sissy 

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