My sexy thong

August 22, 2007

I went to see a chinese singseh today. Sakit Tuan lah. He’s one of the few singsehs who speaks English.

Doc: Show me your thong.

Me: Huh? My…. what?

Doc: Yes, show me your thong.

Me: Errrr I am not feeling sexy, doc! I don’t have a thong!

Doc: Don’t try to be funny, every mammals and reptiles have thong.

Me: But I don’t have any! I don’t have a thong!

Doc: Show me your thong already!

Me: You really wanna see a thong, doc? Do you want me to buy one? Imma shy you know? How to buy a thong out of nowhere?

Doc: How can you buy a thong since you already have one?

Me: What? I dont have any thongs. Too expensive, I am only wearing byford briefs.

Doc: Slaps his forehead. Your thong! Your thong! *Pointing to his tongue*

Me: Tiu! Tongue siboh?!

He was actually refering to my tongue but somehow pronounced it as thong. I swear I almost fainted and he looks like he’s one second away from giving me a flying uppercut.

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