Horror 101 - Finale

September 7, 2007

Continue from Part 2

Anony told the teachers about the incident. The teachers were not surprise but some of us freaked out after hearing the supposedly creepy story because they knew it all along but everything was kept in a very discreet manner in order to protect the school’s reputation. My school is already infamously known as the Gang Bang School, Gangster Boys School or the Gila Babi School(my school initials are GBS by the way) to name a few.

I am sure the principle certainly did not want to add another one into its newest collection of funny names. They told Anony there is a mysterious tree draped in a diaper cloth at the back of our class building that allegedly hosted a spirit inside its batang and said it was time to do something about it.

As expected, the school authorities were inclined to invite a Taoist sifu with a yellow robe to our school the next day. He performed a ritual to exorcise the spirit out of the tree. After performing for few hours, the sifu finally ordered the lumberjackasses on duty to hapuskan the tree and chopped it into 99 pieces, which was quite eerie, because his actions greatly resembles the Chinese version of Mona Fandey.

I honestly think the ritual is much more scarier than the ghost itself. The ending was like in any typical horror story; where the ghost finally gave in (according to that Sifu) and the students were allow to roam happily ever after.

According to the seafood err i mean sifu, PLG is not an aggressive spirit per se, because Anony happen to be at the wrong place, at the wrong time to bum into PLG during his horniest period where he was searching for a virgin dick to recharge his tenaga batin. Anony was allowed to excuse himself from attending school.

He only returns schooling after taking two long months off from the academic world (which i’ve always suspected it was just an excuse for him to ponteng). Nobody knows if PLG really inserted his joystick into Anony’s backside. But nobody wants to know anyway unless it’s a female ghost with D cup, then I also would love to know how that ghost manage to rape that cunt. From there onwards, Anony was no longer siao enough to arrive school early in the morning because the orgasmic dreadful sight of PLG kissing him all over still lingers in his mind.

//story mode ends//

After listening to his grandmother’s story 13 years ago, i can only conclude the ghost he saw was probably gay.

Ps:- the actual story is scarier than what i wrote above. Exaggeration, satirical remarks and slapstick jokes were added because I do not want to chase my female friends away *winks*

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