MPs hunting competition

September 13, 2007

RM 3,000,000 will be offer to those who capture or shoot the menacing MPS (Mahu Pergi Sunat) staff member and mentally impaired MPs (Mak PooKey) on sight. Their numbers are growing and it’s getting out of control. We received many complaints from the public about their constant stupidity and we are forced to take drastic measures before it infects the entire nation.

It’s better to cut the gangrene before it spreads to the limbs. Before it get any worst, we urge the public to take part in this mass hunting, you can do it the Iban way ie:- head hunting. Any styles of hunting is encourage as long you get to hunt any stupid MPS members in the process. They are not only a menace to the neighborhood, they are also posing unhealthy risk to the fund management.

The RM 3,000,000 reward is justified because you are hunting humans, a species with higher class than animals. It’s not going to be easy to hunt for humans because they know how to defend themselves efficiently unlike dogs who got nothing but rabies under their skin.

There is a catch for every participants of this competition though. Since the reward is very lucrative, we will not be responsible for any injuries you get during the hunt. You participate in this contest at your perils. Your insurance is not going to cover your medical bills since there is no coverage for human hunting, especially jackasses. But if you really have to blame some one should you get hurt, just blame it on MPS.

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