the threesome hijacker

September 30, 2007

I’m back to my hijacking ways. The only difference is I don’t hijack planes, I only hijack blog posts

Three things that scares me

• Heights, no bungee jumps and sky diving please.
• Big insects. Yeah it’s rather peculiar. I’m afraid of bugs but I’m ok with snakes.
• Pak Lah’s speech.

Three people who make me laugh

• Chait
• My beloved mei mei (sister)
• My former partner in crime.

Three things I love

• Money
• Video games
• Internet but not Steamyx

Three things I hate

• Smokers, they should rot in hell.
• Uncouth assholes.
• Malaysian drivers.

Three things I don’t understand

• Pak Lah’s speech. Never fail to put me sleep everytime I hear him talk. Should be included in the greatest lubbaby hits of all time. Incoherent speech pattern. It doesn’t take a genius to know why he’s always asleep in meetings. Dr M and Anwar is a class above every one else.
• That bald Nazi wannabe. Holds the record for making the most dumbest comments as a minister. I don’t understand why such dickhead is able to become the de fuckto law minister.
• Malaysian politicians in general.
• I wish I can add the fourth point but it’s against the rules.

Three things on my desk

• My personal gun (I mean my camera).
• My ATM card.
• My antique Nokia 3310 cellphone.

Three things I am doing right now

• Digging my nose.
• Writing this to test my patience since I don’t like fishing.
• Laughing at the Nazi guy for making another bodoh statement. Strike two!

Three things I want to do before I die

• Tell her how much she meant to me.
• I would like to die in a beautiful place, not in the hospital. Die first, worry later.
• Tell my nemesis I actually love them. That thought alone is enough to freak the shit out of them.

Three things I can do

• Make people laugh continously.
• Release my carbon monoxide while passing motion.
• Eat like a buffalo without becoming one.

Three things I can’t do

• Wearing Borat’s national swimsuit.
• Cheat on some one.
• Not falling asleep every time Pak Lah opens his mouth.

Three things you must listen to

• My car honk. I can make it sound like Kenny G.
• M.O.V.E the japanese band
• X-Japan. Another japanese band, not hentai.

Three things you should never listen to

• Pak Lah’s speech. Never listen to him when you are driving. Will almost put you to sleep instantly. The annual accident casualties is high enough. You don’t have to be part of the statistics. If you insist, listen to him only when you are diagnosed with insomnia. Shiteeee I think I’m falling in love with him, I mentioned his name far too many times…….!
• Mawi, bukan Namawee
• Crazy Frog.

Three shows I watched as a kid

• Thundercats. Hoeeeee!!!!!
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Penyu. Hasta la vista baybeh! Eh wrong address, that’s Arnold Susahnakeja.
• Gremlins. They have awesome reproduction rate. But their sex lives are very sad because all they need is water to procreate.

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