Slutty, my other honey

October 26, 2007

Meet Slutty, anak betina kepada (the daughter of) Honey. She was given the divine name Slutty because Honey gave birth to her illegitimately, a reminder of Honey’s slutty lifestyle. So it technically makes her a bastard pup.

Since marriage is not practice by the canine community, such social dogma does not applies to her. Honey was very bitchy until I mandulkan (spay) her for good. But that is a story to be told for another day.

Slutty was quite upset I did not feature her as much as her mum. So she decided to retaliate by merajuk (sulk). She look like she’s really merajuk-ing at first. She even mogok lapar (hunger strike) to show her utmost displeasure. Rawrrr!

But then I realize she was just playing dead all along. I had to assure her she’s no ordinary bitch because she perform lots of tricks without any training. Her only proper training was to perform mass orgies with other doggy studs.

Once again, Honey’s descendant gave birth illegitimately. Like mother like daughter. How sweet. I have to apologize once again because I am not writing this entry to discuss her sex life and sexuality.

I mentioned before Slutty needs to be reassured. I told her, she is cuter than her mum and she’s really photogenic. Slutty pwns her mum in cuteness, her mum pwns her in terms intelligence. It does not mean Slutty is a retard. It just means …… well you fill in the blanks. She does not take my sweet words nicely. Being a bitch, she needs to be coax with food.

This is what I love about Slutty. Her anger only lasts for 3 seconds once you bribe her with food. See how her expression changed immediately after you tempt her with a candy bar. Show her one candy bar she will become your best friend in a second.

Slutty’s tonguey is so long it reminds me of Pontianak and Orochimaru.

Errrrr don’t get any wrong ideas.

Being a bitch (in female dog context) again, Slutty is very good at posing in front of my camera. You know, like how Asian sweet young things pose with their victory sign, where you can see them doing that a lot in Friendster (refering to the two finger pose).

You won’t find Slutty doing that stupid victory pose however since she don’t have any fingers to begin with. But she’s still a sweet young thing all right. Unlike her mother, she performs any pose at ease. Taking beautiful photos of her is as easy as 123 but taking her mum’s photo susah macam mahu mati.

And she enjoys getting handjob from my brother.

ps:- no bitches are harm during the process of photoshooting.

pps:- cerita dongeng di atas adalah rekaan semata mata.

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