it’s great to be a criminal

October 30, 2007

Wah it’s good to be a criminal in this land because you get to enjoy every privileges and immunity of being one. Don’t believe me? Have you wonder why they put priority on arresting political outcasts rather than hardcore criminals?

Political outcasts are far more dangerous because they possess the intelect to overthrow the administration, they have the power of Anthony Robbins and the persuasion of Robert Kiyosaki. Combine the traits of the two people, you are giving birth to the new Hitler. So political dissents are far more dangerous.

Legalize corruption, declare a national holiday to commerate this auspicious day. Corruption means prosperity. Better be a criminal, got more privilege and you are allow to roam until the authorities actually have time to touch your butt. As long not a threat to the regime, they are allow to roam happily.

The regime have mobilized para military in the form of Mat Rempit. Mat Kilau tak glamor lagi, Mat Rempit rulez now. They are cheap, willing to ride extra mile and they are itching for some action, inspired by the motor stunt from the Royal London circus.

Most importantly, they are easy to please. Just give them any Minah, Ah Moi, Letchumi they want, they will become very gung ho for their cause. Remember, Mat Rempits are the new police in this state. Even the real cops are afraid of them. They rather shoot unarmed people than a bunch of youth who have the apparent motive to smash n’ run.

Then they shout, “you are beaten to a pulp by the Mat Motor, God have punished you now!”. Where can I sign up to become a Rempit? Am I qualify to become a Mat Rempit if I am Chinese? Do they have racial preference in grooming Rempits? Or will I be labeled as Mat Kapchai instead?

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