morphing into a certified fat ass.

November 15, 2007

Weee I have finally reach 50. Err no, I am not half century years old. What I mean was, I am finally 50 kg after being underweight for many years. I was 42 just a year ago. I think I am odd. While some people are trying hard to reduce their weight, I am celebrating my weight gaining milestone. I mean I ought to be happy when I look like this in the past:-

And I’ve succesfully turned myself into something like this.

Well, SORT OF. Although this picture does not look too flattering at all. Since this is a rare opportunity for me to post a picture in this blog, I might as well upload the ugliest mug shot of myself. That is me undergoing the process of metamorphosis. Anyway in the past, it was always annoying when I get snide remarks like “why are you dieting when you are so skinny”. Idiots like these thinks I am dieting just because my neck looks like a giraffe.

I am not anorexic at all. My friends and family knows I am big eater, but it’s weird I have not gotten any fatter after consuming a huge amount of food. Some one suggested Appeton weight gain. But I remember it is quite useless for me because all it does is to increase your appetite and I have no problem in maintaining my gluttonic lifestyle. So guys, treating me buffet meal is so going to worth your money.

I guess my metabolism rate is slowing down, hence the rapid weight gain I am experiencing in a year. Signs of aging, perhaps?

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