I found a bitch playing in the toilet

November 22, 2007

I got to admit, I really have fate with canines. No no, don’t mistaken me as a girl who believe in the fate of waiting for the right knight in shining armour coming to the rescue. I mean canines. Of course I am not sexually attracted to them. But when I see them, I’ll automatically start playing with them, snap their photos. So I am constantly armed with my ultimate point and shoot weapon, a digi cam.

i found this girl sitting in the toilet in one of the restaurants I frequent when I was about to perform my fertilizing business. I shocked at first to find a hairy looking thing inside a goddamn toilet. For once I thought it is a gremlin who was trying to snatch my little weeny.

Acting inosen

I don’t know why he’s doing in the toilet but I guess this cute little bitch was punished by her owner. I must be damn lucky coz what is the probability to hump bump into a little bitch inside the toilet right? Since this is not a typical girly pinky blog, I am not going ballistic and say “ZOMG she’s sooooooooooooooooooooooo cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee soooooooooooooo gerammmmmmm I wannaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hugggggggggggg this biyatchhhhh!!!!!!1111″. I know she’s cute. This is why she ended up becoming a model for my camera. A picture says a kajillion words. End of story.

Here’s another scenario. I was walking up to an apartment and I saw this furry little thing sticking its nose on the doorgate. I really thought it’s a miniature of a polar bear cub. It’s too early for polar express by the way.

The protagonist in Prison Break’s latest spinoff for Animal Planet.

Okay, I lied. This place is actually my friend’s apartment. He found this little guy wandering alone in the city a week ago. I am not too sure what this little fluff was actually doing in the city alone but according to my friend it looks like he was looking for a sexy time with other bitches but he went missing from his owner in the process.

Heh, it applies to human too. Guys often think with their dick instead of their brains, hence the hopelessness in their sense of direction. Too excited to hump until lupa how to go home. My friend was concerned this fluffy little guy might be hit by cars, so he decided to kidnap him back to his casa. Although I don’t like toy dogs as much as I love working dogs, I am actually fond of this guy (the dog).

Well at least this guy is adorable unlike the other toy dog of another friend of mine who loves to urinate on his Playstation 2 and computer. This fluffy little guy is actually highly intelligent and it is obvious that he was trained by SWAT. Okay maybe not SWAT but he’s smart enough not to urinate and poop as he pleases in my friend’s apartment. This little dude seems to have a fetish for my leg because he just enjoy licking it. I have to convince him I don’t have a dog pussy.

According to my friend, this little dude is able enough to perform his business in the toilet. That’s right, he poops and urinate in the squatting toilet. But of course I won’t wait 24/7 in my friend’s house just to snap this fluffy guy’s beautiful moment in doing his business lah. You know why I think he’s associated with SWAT?

Well that’s because he’s able to read code signs. You know, he won’t really respond if you call him by name. He will only come to you when you squat. Who knows squatting is a code sign in SWAT’s operation or maybe he’s just attracted to shitty people doing their shitty business. He has another trait that made me like him a lot. I have to say he’s pretty good at mind fucking.

Okay he did not actually mind fuck my already corrupted brain, but he made me feel that whatever I do is important. For example, I switched on my friend’s TV to watch asstro so I sat on the sofa. He immediately jumped on top of the sofa as soon as I land my ass on it (not on the dog, but the sofa obviously).

He sat right beside me, watching TV with me although I doubt he understands a single he’s watching on TV. But its sad to know that he has to go once my friend spotted any notices that is looking for him in the newspaper.

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