The lady who farted on the dinner table

November 23, 2007

Do you know farting can sometimes be a form of weapon of mass destruction? It can, especially when you are having dinner with a group of people, one girl had the cheek to release her organic sarin gas into the vicinity where we were dining. Do not misunderstand, it doesn’t make your fart smell better if you are a regular eater of organic food.

Eating organic food does not mean organic fart. So please considerate not to release the gas while we were eating. It does not help if you are a lady and say “excuse me”. Okay maybe it helps a little if you are hot.Since you already farted, damage are already being inflicted to your neighbour’s repository system and it’s useless to say excuse me.

But I doubt the majority of Malaysians would even say excuse me in this matter because firstly, it’s embarrassing to admit you have farted and secondly, we have this “Buat Dunno” syndrome. Some might become an asshole by accussing some one of doing the farting mission and act all innocent along the way.

The art of farting can also make humans rear the ugly head, so this is the best moment to avoid any full disclosure. So please, if you want to fart, please do it else where. It’s a whole lot better than unleashing your invisible nuke at the dinner table and say “excuse me”.

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