I’ve been tag. Yay-ness? It’s been awhile. But since President gave me the kiss of honour by tagging me. Here goes:-
Two Things Meme
1. Two names I go by : Vin-sen, Ass
2. Two things I am wearing right now : Short pants and my byford underwear
3. Two things I want (or have) in a relationship : Lesser headaches and more kissing please
4. Two things I like to do : Ush Ush hota hai/beat the meat and sleep.
5. Two things I want very badly in these moment : Beat more meat and sleep
6. Two things I did last night : Avoid myself being hit by a car and practiced my noob photography
7. Two things I ate today : Abalone and two balls.
8. Two persons I last spoke to : Can dog be considered a person? and my partner in crime.
9. Two things I am doing tomorrow :Sleep and eat
10. Two favorite days of the week : No favorite days in particular all seem mundane to me.
11. Two favorite holidays : I usually hate holidays because it contributes nothing but traffic jam. But if you insist, it’s Christmas and Deepavali.
12. Two favorite beverages : Teh Tong San and apa nama minuman tu yang start with C.
13. Two things about me that you may not have known : There is nothing more you need to know.
14. Two jobs that I have had in my life : Blow job computer technician and CONsultant.
15. Two movies I would watch over and over : My own movie and Porn. Porn Movie mah. Remember Meath Note?
16. Two places I have lived : Malacca and the jungle.
17. Two of my favorite food : Man this is tough but I like Asam Pedas and Ikan Bakar
18. Two places I would rather be right now : What difference does it make?
Christmas Meme :
What are the 5 gifts you would buy for yourself this Christmas,if you had unlimited income?(as if but it won’t hurt to wish eh?)
1. Forbidden City as my home
2. Filled with a troupe of Japanese striptease
3. Nuclear warhead
4. Bat mobile
5. I’d buy a country and legalize anything that need to be legalized.
And lastly, I am not going to tag any one.
