Tiger the Dawg

December 10, 2007

I would like to pay tribute to this fluffy white dog, Tiger (yeap, his official name is Tiger because he can be a scary cat every time he sees tua jiak Honey). No, I am not writing his obituary. I was just testing my camera’s black and white function.

What a noob I am. I owned this camera for almost 4 months and I don’t even know it’s there.

After undergoing negotiation for several hours, my friend finally release Tiger to do some modeling for me. My friend asked if I want to borrow Tiger for a day. I declined. I didn’t want him to shit in my house. My friend said Tiger’s favorite past time is unleashing his fertilizers for his own biodiesel needs.

Getting his approval is not easy coupled with a hyper active dog that runs around like there is no tomorrow.

When Tiger is hungry, he’ll occasionally suck my kawan punya tits.

He surely does not qualify himself as a guard dog because instead of barking at strangers, he’d rather lick them.

I am sure thieves and robbers wouldn’t mind dogs to be train to act in a friendly way. I am well aware he is not a guard dog but at least bark when there are strangers, all right? Anyway I was just kidding.

Whether he barks at people or not, it does not concern me which is why I like him very much in the first place.

I am sure every animal lover would fall in love with him on first sight because he is charming and friendly.

Most of the people are moved by his sincerity. I bet he has lots of girlfriends in his previous home. Sometimes he would sharpen his missionary positioning skills just in case he gets to hump new bitches.

Sorry Tiger, Honey is way too big for you and she is old enough to be your great great great grandmother. Don’t even think about MILF(dunno the meaning? google it up). Despite the setbacks, he gets very excited every time there are new faces in my friend’s apartment.

Like I said earlier, he only barks when there are no people in the house. He is obviously demanding attention since he is considered as a pretty boy in his species.

You know, kinda like Nicholas Teo. But of course I am not comparing him with a dog, it’s just a metaphor to describe his persona lah. To Nicholas Teo fans, I beg for your forgiveness. Please do not crucify me. Pwetty pwetty pwease?

I described about his luxurious life in my previous post but it lacks some punch in it. Nothing beats the feeling of having photos that describes his personal life. Some things are better expressed visually rather than written words. Like how porn are better viewed graphically rather than literary. I don’t even understand why some people are so engrossed with cyber sex.

Because words will always be words and pictures are the perfect tools to bring them to life.

It is a pity that Tiger does not possess the ability to talk but you can tell from his body language he’s trying to introduce his crib to me, with the absence of MTV.

Really, toy dogs are destined to have good life. His life is so good he even have his own master bed. Hey, my Honey and Slutty sleeps on the floor ok?

Can any dog experts tell me what breed is this? I don’t think it’s a poodle because they are obviously not as good looking as Tiger lolol. Poodles are fugly and they are not even adorable.

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