Christmas is around the corner and it’s high time for me to get a traditional tree. By tree, I am not saying every trees will do ok? You don’t see any one use coconut trees for their xmas decoration, do you? Even if your family consent to such idea, your house wouldn’t be able to support the height of the tree anyway.
Unless you are talking about outdoors. But one word of caution though. Be very careful of the lightning if you are going outdoors though. It will be perfectly fine for vegetarians because they can have roast coconuts for Christmas.
But me? Hmm no thanks. Since I am kiasu and all, it is natural for me to go for the largest tree.
My tree is one huge ass tree. My tree is so large it is as large as my palm and it’s pretty useful for *ahem* purposes. Where else can you find a 10 ringgit Christmas tree? Okay I’ll be honest. The truth is, I am quite lazy to decorate a full length tree and i am little worried if my little cousins would shout ‘timber’ just in case if I am not around in the house. Little kids are very imaginative.
Who knows they might pretend to be lumberjack asses? It’s better to be safe than sorry, so this is where the 10 ringgit tree comes into picture. Due to its miniature size, it fits into the ‘convenient’ category. When I say convenient, it’s portable and I can move my tree around if I want to celebrate my christmas else where. I don’t even need to hire a truck for it.
Virtually, anywhere I wanted to celebrate my xmas except the toilet puking excessive leftovers from consuming alcohol like water. We humans just love to abuse our bodies. But most important of all, I am rather intrigued with it’s unique looking pair of testicles.
While human male testicles are localized in a specific area, tree balls are located separately. One at the top and one at the bottom. I forgot to ask the sales girl if there is a female tree.
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