chua soi lek sex scandal - the next top screwer.
January 2, 2008
Even if the Prima Minisita sack this politician from his health minister position, I don’t think he have to worry anymore. He should consider a career switch in the AV industry screwing younger chicks half his age (actually it’s more than half). It’s a lucrative deal. Some one even argued that he is a public figure he should lead by example.
Who says he’s not leading by example? He did. He’s a health minister, endorsing the effectiveness of the blue pill. He ‘lasted’ for 55 minutes, not bad for a 61 year old stud screwing some one who is old enough to become his daughter. Due to his soaring popularity he can even approach Pfizer to become the next Viagra spokesman. Pele can ‘bungkus’ (retire) already. We will get bored of seeing the same old thing all over again. But politicians speaking on behalf of the blue pill will be something new and sexciting.
Not to mention having an oriental face to promote “Wai Kor/ Wei Ge” will be spot on for the East Asian market. Since we don’t have an official spokesman back in Malaysia, this guy is the right man for the Next Top Malaysian AV male star. He may lack the skill to become a top screwer but he is determined. You can at least compliment by calling him the William Hung of the porn industry. We have freelance karmasutra judges in Malaysia who ought to say this after watching this DVD.
The Judges: You can’t fuck, you can’t blow, you can’t kiss. What do you have to say for yourself?
The Determined Fucker: Me no professional training in fucking but I’ve tried my best in ejaculating.
Maybe it’s time for him to demand for royalty payment from all the profit made by the DVD producers too. He should do it. It could easily turn into a potential multi million ringgit deal. You can see how the DVDs are selling like hot cakes down south. It only a matter of time before it make its way up north. Once again, with that kind of amount of DVDs sold in the market, this guy should strongly demand for his own cut. There’s no such thing as Deal or No Deal here. There’s only Yes Deal here.
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January 2nd, 2008 at 1:40 pm
We should actually target the minister’s ability or inability to lead rather than concentrating on this scandal. What he does in his personal life is none of my business to be frank
January 2nd, 2008 at 2:14 pm
I was expecting ‘real’ news but found a creative and entertaining post - good stuff!
January 2nd, 2008 at 5:13 pm
He may be a great guy and a wonderful leader but he is a public figure and a health minister to boot.
How will the public respect him? If he advises youngsters not to indulge in pre-marital sex but does it himself, will anyone take him or the gvernment seriously?
January 2nd, 2008 at 7:03 pm
oi fren, your father die, your business lah ! read it or shut up !
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:34 am
Which fucker so love me until use my name ah? Kanasai, your mader no give you proper name issit? Until you must impersonate me? Grow up lah oi, impersonator.
January 3rd, 2008 at 11:05 am
he said no pre-marital sex, cause what he did was extra-marital sex. so technically he’s not wrong what?