I hate Boney Fucking M
January 5, 2008
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I hate Boney M’s music. My hatred for Boney M’s music dated way back in the early 90s. Well I only hate Boney M’s music but it doesn’t mean I hate their persona and all. It all started from a simple trip to Ipoh. Uh, no I am not going to hold Ipoh responsible for this. But hear me out. I went for a trip with my uncle and back in those days i think the journey took around 7 hours for us to reach the destination.
It might be 6 hours, hmmm around 6 or 7 hours. But 1 hour difference does not matters to me because I only know that car trip literally made my ass grew flower on it. It only means it was a long trip. Now, the length of the trip isn’t much of an issue in what I am going blog today. This is where Boney M or Boney Muthafucker comes into picture. You see, my uncle is obviously a hardcore fansee of Boney M.
I don’t know if it was the only cassette my uncle have because he played that Boney M cassette 7 hours straight without changing it. My goodness, my mind was literally brainwashed by the non stop throbbing beat 7 hours in a row and that tralalalala chorus kept playing in my head. I get another 7 hours along our returning journey to Malacca. Not a good thing because the beat and their voice irritates the hell out of me.
From that day onwards , I grew very phobic against their music and each time some one plays their track, I felt like puking. Man, Ah beng techno beat is irritating all the same, but nothing comes close as irritating as Boney M. If some one plans to irritate me, Boney M is the answer! Good riddance to Boney Muthafucker. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK BONEY M!
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January 5th, 2008 at 5:58 am
Daddy! Daddy Cool!
Daddy! Daddy Cool!
Ra-ra-rasputin, lover of the russian queen.. lalalalalalala.
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There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstacy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire
RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia’s greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the czar
But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she’d heard the things he’d done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son
(Spoken:)
But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger
for power became known to more and more people,
the demands to do something about this outrageous
man became louder and louder.
“This man’s just got to go!” declared his enemies
But the ladies begged “Don’t you try to do it, please”
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they’re not to blame
“Come to visit us” they kept demanding
And he really came
RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia’s greatest love machine
He drank it all and he said “I feel fine”
RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
They didn’t quit, they wanted his head
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia’s greatest love machine
And so they shot him till he was dead
(Spoken:) Oh, those Russians…
January 5th, 2008 at 6:04 am
fuck you wahahhahahahhahahahahha!
January 5th, 2008 at 6:33 am
hahahahahah ShadowFox!
January 5th, 2008 at 9:48 am
awww bro… cmon! Ma Baker taught her four sons to handle their guns!!! Hahaha… Hooray! Hooray! It’s Holi-Holiday!!!! Who else can have these lyrics in their songs?! Even Eminem or Metallica can talk about their bakers!!!
January 5th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
lolz..kesian supporter..i guess Boney M is juz not ur cup of tea lo…
January 6th, 2008 at 4:57 am
i was just singing Rivers of Babylon