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January 7, 2008

How to write a love letter?

My dear lover, I am writing letter to you to express my love to you; hence this is going to be a love letter. Whoops, please forgive your male lover for acting like this is my first time writing a love letter to you. I hope you won’t be too jealous of my recent absence because I have been busy writing other love letters to my boss to convince him that I am worthy of his praise or getting a raise.

Rest assure that the love I am expressing to him is different from the kind of love I express everyday on bed to you. You don’t have to worry because I do not have to shake the bed with him. But I am not insinuating that he is gay. He is as hell as straight he can be. He walks straight, he also talks straight especially when he trying to give a piece of his mind to me. And guess what?

He really talks straight. So my dear adinda don’t have to worry about losing your kakanda to my unstraight boss. But but kakanda is not saying it is okay for you to lose me to straight females either. It is just a figure of speech. Nothing serious. But I want you to know something. Something that is so important I might even loses my sleep if I don’t come clean with you.

Adinda will always be the one kakanda lafu and you are like the angel of my fart. Speaking of fart, you are like the ass while I am the hole. Both cannot function without one another. Once again I am not equating my adorable adinda to the pair of char siew pau that grows on your back. But I am merely stating the importance of ass and hole to co-exist with each other.

I am very sorry if my adinda felt offended in any way because it is obviously not my intention to degrade the ever-lovely lady like you. You should know I am not good at giving sweet talks and I am not a euphemistic guy either. Unless you are suggesting me to install sweet lips then I would be glad to do it for the sake of adinda although I do not consent to your compulsive nature.

I wish I can say more but kakanda have to go now because I am running out of bytes to write this e-love letter. Till we meet again, kakanda will always miss my adinda. Kakanda will look at my own ass should I get too deprive of your absence.

Insincerely yours,

Kakanda the jejaka.

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