Finally, the day of the reckoning has arrived. Nah, I am not talking about Armageddon day. I am talking about the wedding dinner. This is the reason why I went to Singapore in the first place. At the mean time, I am also enjoying the ‘beautiful’ sceneries in women from this tiny island has to offer. The wedding dinner took place in Orchard Parade Hotel.
My friend asked how many stars this hotel might be. Well I couldn’t see any stars hovering on top of this hotel because it’s raining and I was looking for a damn shelter otherwise I am going to be all drench wet. I wouldn’t want to reach climax before reaching my destination ok? Anyway I was just kidding about the stars earlier on. I don’t give two hoots about the stars as long the hotel is nice.
The hotel is nice alright. So nice it was hard for me to find a freaking entrance. Did I mentioned it was raining pretty heavily? Since it was raining, I have to forget my wishes in photographing the outside part of this hotel. Right after we FINALLY find our way into this hotel, I immediately felt comfy with the sight of this corridor.
Not talking about the woman on the left, damn it. When I say corridor, I mean corridor. I breathed a sigh of relief because I finally found a CHAIR. Yes, I was torturing my legs earlier on for few hours walking and battling the rain and all I need is a chair or a sofa or whatever as long it is something I can place my ass on top of it.
As usual my camera is attracted to these shiny looking things. When I look up to the protected sky on top of the transparent ceiling, and I told them this:- “you can’t get me now, you evil rain!”. Talking to them is fun because they won’t talk back against you. Hmmm they do, Thor can still shoot the living crap out of you with his lightnings.
Putting lame jokes aside, the interior design of this hotel is quite nice. I saw few ahpeks checking in with their “granddaughters” though. Now, that’s even nicer. The granddaughters must be very open minded because they allow their ‘grandfathers’ to touch them like their grandmothers when they were young.
The ‘grandfathers’ really have good taste in choosing this hotel because normally they prefer their operation to be conducted in K.I.S.S manner. Keep It Short and Simple. Not Short and Stupid. When jumping in excitement, I personally don’t think he can keep it short though. Due to safety and legal reasons I am not going to post the pictures here. See no evil, do no evil lah.
I made my way to the upper floor of this hotel. During my 5 days stay in Singapore, I notice one thing about their lifts. I don’t see “ground” floor in their lift buttons. Fortunately one Singaporean told me Ground floor is 1st floor while I was searching like an idiot for that G button. Button, not G spot.
The carpet of this floor is so comfy I can literally sleep flat out.
Andrew got so excited posing with bushes and many balls in his life despite having a pair of his own.
As usual, I was also trapped in these balls and bushes frenzy. For some reason I like this shot. Not because I literally got myself stuck in this ball. It is a place that Jonathan would really like to see.
I thought I could immediately enter the mini ballroom but the guests are told to wait. Even the glasses are waiting to be drench with an overflowing amount of champagne.
Since we still have to wait, I took some time in browsing through Aunt Yvonne’s photo album. Aunt Yvonne look youthful despite her age and not to mentioned she is also hot. Any one wanna guess her age? Take a wild guess.
This is also one of the reasons why people do not seem to believe my real age. I often had to convinced them with my IC.
When I look at my Aunt, I realized something. We all ame from the same core factory so I guess I also inherited my ancestors’ youthful genes. Minus the handsome and pretty genes, I don’t have that. Anyway, since we were asked to wait, I will continue to write about this wedding ceremony in the next post.
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