Beating Cock

January 25, 2008

Niamah this fella think we are stoopid. You can’t get away by saying “oh…! When I am drunk, I talk cock!”. In this theory applies, a rapist who rapes any one under alcohol influence can get away with his crime. That time you will say “Oh when I am drunk, I beat my cock!”. Kanineh no wonder his face look like cock head already.

Whoops I forgot, I read from some where that his name means Cock in Sanskrit language. Suits him also lah because talk also like cock, face also like cock. You better suck Tau Fu Fah’s dickhead already. Damn he kinda forget that people tend to be over brutally honest under the influence of alcohol consumption. Even I myself can attest to that. I accidentally slipped my tongue of whom I wanted to sleep with when I was drunk.

Ok that’s a lie, what I meant was, I slipped tongue of whom I like for many many years. Not bad for a person who’ve been very reserved all this while. Forget about the complicated lie detectors where you have to strap millions of wires on his nostrils and armpits. Upgrade it with alcohol. You’ll definitely see better results. It’s easy and simple but it will get a lil messy if he vomits.

So make sure the test subject do not consume any food before testifying under the influence of alcohol. You wouldn’t want to see the remains of a chicken feet being spurted out from his mouth after getting his testimonials. But I am really impressed with his drastic weight loss. He thinks no one is going to recognize him after getting his excessive lard sucked dry. Where did he went for his dieting program anyway? VK Linkun Mustache Line? Will Marie France Bodyline sign him up for their latest poster boy next?

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