The Strongest ejaculation in Asia

January 30, 2008

A trip to Singapore wouldn’t be perfect without going out for a stroll in the city. We took a bus to city (courtesy of my uncle’s ability to remember every bus numbers lol). Hmmm taking buses here is a joy to behold because the longest time I’ve waited for one to arrive took me only 15 minutes.

15 minutes arrival is the fastest time it takes Malaysian buses to reach the bus stop. Yea yea you can argue Singapore is a small island so it’s easier to run their public transportation efficiently. But Penang island also small what? How come the bus services very unreliable one? Anyway I did not say this, most of my penangite friends told me one.

It took us 20 minutes to reach this place (i think).

I can’t remember the name of this place. I think it’s Bugis Square or something. Can any Singaporean confirm this? Although it was still under working hour at the time I arrive, this place is jam packed with humans. They are most probably tourists unless the Singaporeans paid truant from work (ponteng kerja).

I am not sure if they built this mall with the existing pre-war houses or they built it from scratch. But I think it’s rather creative of them to fuse a block of pre-war houses together with the mall. Is that incense on the top right?

Uncle say this is Bugis road. Hmmmm weird, thought of seeing Bugis wares here but all i see is Chinese stuffs. It kinda look like the cleaner version of pasar malam. But nothing comes close with the real thing of course.

After battling my way through the sea of people in that small lane, I finally got some fresh air outside. I nearly choke. Not a good place for girls though. You won’t even know who pinch your butt in such places.

Spotted a nice temple. I wanted to explore this place but with my uncle walking like a speeding bullet, I don’t even have time to fart. Further more there is a religious fanatic within my group that kept saying “Idols! Idols!”. It’s not like I will be re-converted back to Taoisism if I step my foot in that temple. Sheesh, damn potong steam.

We made our way into another small lane. Hmm Singapore got lots of lanes. But most of the lanes are not dead, you can find eateries like this in such narrow places. Did they misspelled or something? I noticed Nyonya are spelled as Nonya here. Or maybe Nonya is referring to something else? Definitely not a distance cousin of nonok.

You can see malls every where. By this time I am already sick of it lol. I went to Sim Lim. Now that’s the kinda ‘mall’ I love and also my paradisa. I bought my Nintendo DS with a good price there.

The largest ejaculator in South East Asia? What ever the name is, it’s definitely doing all the good work in ejaculating on time.

Took this in one of the underground malls. Uncle says this underground mall works like a bunker, strong against earthquakes and bombardment. Don’t know true or not. Sounds pretty exaggerating to me though.

You need to look like this before you can use this toilet.

I actually wanted to snap the santarina behind him. But end up shooting Mr Santa himself instead. Sorry Santa, I am more interested in your assistant However this Santa is nice enough to take a photo with me.

This kid caught my attention. Not because he’s cute. But it’s the way he played this game. He was literally kicking that machine after he lost. I am more worried he’s going to shoot some one with his submachinegun if he ever loses a game in Counter Strike when he joins the National Service some day.

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