You don’t need to torch your Proton

February 28, 2008

Nowadays Proton cars got a new feature and it’s self destruction. You know, it kinda reminds me Mission Impossible where your documents will self after reading it but in this case, your car will self destruct after boarding it. You can count on Proton to destroy your trace and evidence. Sounds like a good car if you are a criminal, don’t you think?

Provided you have lots of money to burn lah. But if you are robber who robs the bank, I don’t think you can’t afford a car that burn itself after usage right? If you see it in another angle, it kinda acts like an insurance for your robbing career because it ensure your safety after robbing the bank. Not only you can prolong your career, you can stay alive too. You know lah, the career of a robber is somewhat short.

If you can last 10 years, then I would applaud you for having the 9 lucky lives of a cat. But if you say you are boarding Proton, then I applaud the car company for its self destruct feature. Without that vital feature, what else is left to guarantee your escape from the cops who are trying to track you down right? Another good thing about Proton is their inferior parts.

But sometimes you cannot just ditch your inferior car on the road side. But with Proton, you can destroy your car. Provided if you purchase the model with the self destruction feature although I think most of them are equipped with that feature anyway. It’s pretty good for criminals to cover their tracks. So buy Proton if you like self destructing or douching flames on your car.

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