I might need to give this to Uncle Lim Kit Siang soon because he might pull a wayang kulit tomorrow

March 13, 2008

I would like present the local version of Oscar to the ever resilient misinformed minister for his contribution in constantly making a fool out of himself.

Did Marie France Bodyline plagiarised Academy awards?

Never in my life I have seen such a minister who could persevere in his cause in being stupid on National and International media. His credentials and resume even impresses me because he definitely outperformed any one else in his designated role. Not even the de fuckto law minister come this close against him even though the former is equally mentally challenged. Not many people who have thought these guys could make much impact in the local comedy scene due to their polluted reputation.

But they defied the odds to show the peeps that they are a force to be reckon with. The ex misinformed minister is best remembered for his goblok jibes and his Al Jazeera outburst where he insist Myanmar and Burma are two different entities. Therefore he is tipped to win this awards in the upcoming greatest awards of all time.

Best Comedian
Best Outburst Scene
Best Screen Play
Best Accidental Actor
Best Denying Skills
Best Supporting Actor
Best Sore Loser (referring to his defeat in Sungai Siput)
Best Recalcitrant Portrayal (he’s best because he’s one)
Best interviewee (many reporters would agree with this because I bet they are always entertained by his remarks)
Best wisdom of words (made famous by his ‘mainstream media is not bias’ assurance. It is indirectly related to the Best Denial skills award but assurance is good enough to open up another award category for this bloke).
The nature of this award is inspired by the infamous ‘broom’ award that was made popular by the former Toyol from Selangor.