I did not end up wearing glasses because of watching something dirty

March 27, 2008

Hmmm i realized i depended on my glasses a lot. I can practically see nothing without it. Okay I can actually. but not comfortable enough to place my head on a right position while using the computer. Right now, I am staring at my computer like a geek. You know, where you place your head so near to the computer people thought you might be hoodwinked by the lifeless machine.

I can’t get my glasses back yet because that optical guy is not around so I am writing this to kill my time before going to the shop again. My history of wearing glasses dated 22 years ago. Yes, it means I started to wear glasses at 6 years old in 1986. That time I was still sucking my pacifier in a kindergarden before moving to sucking real tits. I was the only boy who’s wearing a glasses in the class at that time. So it created quite a commotion.

Every one gathered around me and said “glasses! glasses! glasses!” as if they never seen one before. Damn jakun. But you know lah, glasses in those days are not fancy and definitely old fashion it made you look like a geek. The thickness of my lens makes it even worst and one step closer to my geekydom. Fortunately my cousin broke that record. She start wearing glasses at 2.

So it lifted all the unwanted attention off from me. I also don’t understand what is so strange about young boys wearing glases. Contrary to what people think, I did not wear glasses because I read too much and ’spoilt’ my vision. I watched too much TV instead and I watched it side ways. No, I did not watch way too much porn. Yes, i lie down side ways. I sacrififed my vision to my favourite thundercats, inspector gadget, casper the lansi ghost, The M.A.S.K, Transformers and et cetera.

I watched TV side ways until I developed lazy eye. As a kid I did not understand what the hell lazy eye is. I thought my eyes went sleepy, hence lazy eye. But that’s not the case lah. Anyway, I am getting a little dizzy if I continue writing this now which reminds me why I am overly depended on my glasses and gave birth to this entry.

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