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Molesting a new mouse

Date April 22, 2008

Wahahaha bye bye my beloved optical mouse. Although you only served me for a year, it has been good due to your miniature size. It is a pity that you had to leave too early. I won’t deny that I was initially pissed when you decided to “pass away” when I was in the midst of touching and caressing your body around. I hope it is not the reason why you decided to break down earlier than you should. I don’t think my molestation has tormented you greatly because that’s what I did to many of the counterparts before you.

But the only difference is, they last longer. It could be due to the price difference when I bought as you only cost a measly 12 ringgit at that time. Yes, it’s your owner’s fault that he is going all dandy and cheap in the first place. I guess that’s life when you are made of inferior ingredients and also my fault for purchasing such an inferior electronic rodent. I had to replace you with something sexier and slicker for me to touch. It aches my heart when I had to banish your remains to the junkyard. I am sorry that I could not find the time in giving you a proper cremation although dumping you in the bin of MBMB would suffice.

One Response to “Molesting a new mouse”

  1. missironic said:

    u even have a tribute to ur optical mouse? hebat! lolz…

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