How to kill an orang Minyak?

May 5, 2008

Looks like the orang minyak (oily man) is back to terrorized the girls. Whether they are supernatural or man made being, I do not wish to know. It is so easy to disguise as an orang minyak. Since Malaysia is largest palm oil exporter, I am sure we are not short of oily supply for the orang minyak. So, they are there to terrorize the girls. They oiled themselves because they thought it would be a smart move for them to escape if any one attempted to catch them. Kinda like the local Slimer if you ask but he’s no ghost.

A real man with over lubricated body. I mean you can’t catch some one who is so oily with your bare hands. I have a idea though. Since oil is flammable, why don’t we use flamer to torch these fuckers next time? Fire would be the Achilles heel of orang minyak. If vampires are afraid of the stinky garlic, Orang minyak should be afraid of the fire. Even though Minyak should enjoy the presence of fire but when it’s enough to kill the host who is applying the minyak on their body.

But you cannot just use matches to burn them. You’d better use a flamer. Whether the ministry of defense will approve our request to import more flamers from United States remains to be seen. It’s up to Najis to decide. You’ve already seen the might of what these fire fuckers can do to the Japanese army during World War 2. If you can easily douche a non flammable soldier with this weapon, frying this orang minyak should not be an issue for university girls or any other girls in general.

But I hope the weapon designers should make something smaller for the girls because they obviously do not have the physical strength to carry bigger flamers. It’s better if you can make it as small as modern handphones because you can carry it to any where you want. So orang minyak, better beware. These girls are going to use fire to hunt your ass. Your terrorizing days are over.

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