Hooray! We got Middle Earth

Honestly, I am little pissed that Pulau Batu Putih is awarded to Singapore while we get Frodo’s miniature Middle Earth’s cousin, Middle Rocks or whatever that is. I am not pissed we lost that Island to Singapore. I am more pissed at the classic example of stupidity shown in the entire trial. No matter how I pissed I am, you gotta blame that stupid lawyer or whoever that retard is for using a doctored photo from an unknown blog to fight their case while we get embarrassed from being exposed by another blogger. Well serves them right for their Tidak Apa attitude in handling this case when they could have exert their sovereignty over this Light House Family Island long long time ago.

But I have to agree with the foreign relations minister at one thing though. It is a win-win situation. Actually we stand to win even more because we just acquired the greatest prize of all, Middle Earth Rocks. Just imagine the amount of revenue we stand to receive from movie buff tourism? At least we can choose to misled Lord of The Ring fanatics to our country. Don’t forget about the immense merchandise revenue we stand to generate at the same time ok? At least we can also gloat about our new found exclusive rights from the LOTR franchise. After all, Singapore only won Pedra Branca, not Middle Earth Rocks. OMG we rock, Sauron is so gonna pwn yawl assholes!