Alien Workshop collaborates with Indiana Jones

June 2, 2008

It is nice to see Alien Workshop collaborated with Indiana Jones. At least it proves a point that aliens were already in our planet long before our existence. We were ignorant about their existence. There is no secret that Director Steven Spielberg has always been a close friend with Aliens. He first casted his first alien pal in ET. He told you ET is just a mascot. Well, he lied. ET is actually real pretending to be a mascot.

Steven chose to lie because he didn’t want his extra terrestrial pal get detained under Area 51 act. Those were the days when the obssession with aliens were at its all time high. I think the alien euphoria has already died down in recent years because we are more interested looking for the private parts of Edison Chen and Gillian Chung via Uncle Google. Roswell (series) tried to revive the hype but it failed to live up to its hype instead because the show only lasted for 3 seasons. A little too short for successful american series of all time.

How I wish its longevity matches the one from The General Hospital that never seem to end until every single of their crew hit six feet under. Aliens had a cute image engraved for them way back in the 80s thanks to ET but some genius decided destroy that image by introducing Alien Workshop (I shall write more about them next time). Anyway, I am not going to digress any further.

Look Steve, I know you are good friends with ETs and their extra terrestrial cohorts but constant reintroduction of them in movies after movies is not going to work anymore. Worst part is, you tried to cast them into the latest Indiana Jones movies and I spent the next 2 horrific hours thinking that I am watching 70 year old Agent Mulder slinging his whip. Sorry man, I just think this movie totally suck.

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