I met Chris Tucker

June 16, 2008

I lied.

We had a guest speaker from Nigeria and he calls himself Pastor Victor. He is a very funny guy. He thanked our church for the hospitality and he was saying enthusiastically that he would like coming to Malaysia again and again with his wife because we feed him like a cow. He’s not saying we have been feeding him with grass because cow is a herbivorous creature but i guess it was the amount of food he’s trying to describe with words. Figure of speech worked wonders sometimes.

He looked as though he’s trying pull a big wide yawn in his speech but don’t be deceived. He’s so enthusiastic he made the previous guest speakers we had sounded like Britney Spears.

When I first saw Pastor Victor, I thought he looked like the bloated version of Chris Tucker.

And sometimes he acts like Chris Tucker too. Too bad he doesn’t sound like him otherwise I can brag we had an audience with a Holywood star.

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