Horny Malaysians?

Yes, Malaysians are voted as the 7th horniest nation in the world. Now, getting position number 7 in the world is not an easy feat since we are talking about the mother of all hamsap-ness we can find in this planet earth. Getting number 7 in the world seem impossible because we spend most of our time driving on the road than spending quality time in the bed room. Sleeping doesn’t count though.

How can sleeping together is spending quality time when all you do is snore your way up to Paradisa aka Dreamland? There are chances that you might end up fantasying about other women in your dreams so sleeping together is definitely not spending quality time. Seriously, I am not surprised if Malaysians are voted as the 7th horniest people in the world. You know why? We are a multiracial society. Now what does being multi racial has to do with horniness?

It’s simple. Every ethnic group in Malaysia seem to have their secret when it comes to love making and maintaining their endurance (tenaga batin). Malays have their tongkat Ali, Sup Torpedo to make batang resembles a torpedo and yada yada. Indians have their legendary Karma Sutra scriptures while Chinese have very own testicle weight lifting techniques (you know, those heavy metal stuff Chinese enjoy hanging on their balls).

With so many tips and secrets in marinating sexual relationships in our diverse culture, it is not surprising when the different ethnics in Malaysia start to adopt the secret weapons in their Karma Sutra conquest. It is such a shame we only manage to cling on the 7^th spot with all the bloody sex tips we have in our bedroom culture.

Damn!