When the country’s economy is gradually going to the dogs, we have politicians who kept wasting time on arguing whether the state excos should dump obviously inferior Proton Perdana so that they can show off with Mercedes (coutersy of the taxpayers). Hmmm why not Beemer? Balik balik Mercedes, damn boring lah. Only Mercedes got class meh? Ah how could we forget we have a bunch of morons who engage in constant bickering that the current Penang State Government should fulfill their promises in renaming the roads in Chinese. What a bunch of Chinese ultras, it makes me sick.
We also have another group of politicians who kept debating whether DSAI really had the ultimate fun of his life by drilling a virgin asshole (pun not intended) or not. I am afraid that accuser got his ass liwated more often by the scalpels than DSAI himself. Yeah these could be the underhand tactics and smoke screen to keep the rakyat distracted from the looming (or it is already here?) global recession. Then we have the World Police who tried to butt in and insist DSAI is still a butt fucking virgin until he is proven guilty by the court. We all know the msian government snapped and ask them to mind their business. So what gives?
Basically, I don’t think the people in general give a flying fuck about DSAI’s fictional sexual excursion until they are assured that they can feed their families with their meager income? I really wonder if the purpose of the previous General Election is to choose the best people to run this country or to choose the best person who can come up with the best bullshit?

