The Battle of Chibai features the greatest mudslinging and bitch fights of all time. Battle of Chibai is so influential every female species out there would want to read this epic war before conducting their very own bitch fight. Unfortunately, due to the untimely release of Battle of Chibi, Battle of Chibai had a slow start in the box office. It is so slow not many people realized of its existence in the local cinemas.
Battle of Chibai begins when two popular female figures decided enough is enough thus they launched the greatest cyber war against each other. It all started when Lady Y rose into prominence without doing anything significant but utilizes her physical beauty while Lady X has been around in the cyberspace for light years ahead relying on other ‘sorts’ of beauty. Lady X had subtlety hinted her displeasure of being compared to Lady Y because the cyber empire is too crowded to cater two cyber Empress at the same time.
Yes, this phrase is indeed famous for those who are familiar with Highlander when McLeod declares there is only one place for one immortal yada yada yada and stuffs like that. Lady X is renowned for her bitchfighting skills and so far she had not lost in any battle to date while Lady Y is known for her diplomatic approach. The battle was strategically planned because the initial assault was deemed as a normal bitch fight before it became way too personal (wait, bitchfights are ALWAYS personal to begin with).
Lady Y couldn’t not take it anymore therefore she decided to conclude the war with diplomacy by sending an official warkah to her opponent, Lady X. Lady X was unimpressed with the less than friendly gesture because she sees it as a hypocritical message which she totally loathes. You know it sorta sounds like the typical “I am sorry for the discomfort caused but I am not sorry for the verbal diarrhea I made†apology. Lady X got so infuriated she launched a massive attack on Lady Y for her half assed diplomatic gesture (from this point, we all know the rest is history). So who won the Battle of Chibai?
I believe the battle ended up in stalemate because the implications of the war began to affect the reputations of their sugar daddies, Emperor Ciao Ciao and Sultan Lau Bei Huet. Eventually both Lady X and Lady Y decided to put their verbal ammo aside (temporarily) without signing any official truce so it also means they are technically still at war.
Although the outcome of the battle ended up in a stalemate, the historic Battle of Chibai will always be remembered as the greatest internet war of all time. Battle of Chibai also helped to shape how modern bitchfights should be performed since it has the combination of elements such as jealously, lust, drama, suspense, tactics that makes an epic battle.
ps:- This story is hugely inspired by Boredomism.
