Because I hate the word Bajet.
And it made the language sounds cheap.
It used to sound better than this before it was littered with semi-modified words from English.
Anyway let’s get back to the main point.
I truly enjoy listening to Pak Lah’s speeches.
He reminds of my school teacher who is famous for his sleeping spells.
Many years have passed, I think he’s probably retired.
He is probably working as a sleep therapist.
You know, there are many insomniacs crawling in the cities.
Perhaps they are going to find my teacher’s services useful because I never fail to doze off every time he opens his mouth.
If the most hardworking dude can fall asleep during his classes then my teacher is really something.
Every word seem like a nano embedded tranquilizer ammo that makes you even sleepier as he goes on and on with his monotone speech.
Every word acts like a count meter before putting some one to sleep for good.
My friend say the only person who can tahan his speech is probably his son out-law.
But then who knows he might perfected the ability to sleep without having his eyes closed.
Such abilities will come in handy one day as long Pak Lah is the Prime Minister.
