According to Malaysiakini, the expenditure of the Prime Minister’s department has risen from rom RM3.6 billion last year to RM10.22 billion this year. Apparently the figure is larger that the amount of budget that allocated for the Malaysian education. I say it is truly justified because the Prime Minister says so. Well he always has a good reason behind the bizarre spending, don’t cha think?
Right, that’s what I thought so. There is no need to pump in more money because the Malaysian Education system is royally screwed ever since emergence of the skewed Razak’s Report. Schools in rural area should continue to be operated without electricity because it compatible with the “Ubah lah Gaya Hidup Anda” movement. You see, the PM usually needs large budget to move his ass around.
While every one moves around the water with sampan, he needs a yacht. Whenever every one uses cars to move around the road, he needs a tank, courtesy of the Defense Ministry. When most of people move around in the air via planes, he needs a brand new private jet. He is the Prime Minister ok? Everything must be done in a grandiose manner and grandiose means spend more moolah.
He works very hard you know? So please shut up for bringing up the tax wastage issue already. Just leave him alone already. Even since he got married, his expenses also shot up to an astronomical figure. Cannot help it lah. Petrol price went up, food price went up, everything also up so it is not surprising to see another increase in the PM’s department allocated budget.
In order to commemorate his love to his lovely wife, he needs to spend to create new brand names such as I-Dola and Jean-I computers. Plus, you need another sum to maintain the brand name in the market just in case there are too many computers who do not like the idea of I-Dola staring back at him every time he works on the computer. Whoever created this idea should be made a Datuk for his effort. But remember to apply from Malacca lah, the requirements are much lower mah.
Ps:- Since he used to say “work with me, not work for me” many donkey years ago, does that mean we rakyat get to enjoy his private yacht too?

