The parliament has declared that eggs will be revered as luxury food for the rich, starting from today. Drastic measures are being implemented to prevent any ungrateful sonnawawitches from putting the royal egg as the same level as food for canines. Due to the immense pressure from egg lovers and yolk activists, the government had no choice but to pass a legislation that will protect the egg’s dignity.
Passing a bill has become the way of solving major problems in this country. Well, what do you expect when they even wanted to improve race relations with the help of law enforcement? It is natural if they adopt bizarre but effective measures to prevent any attempts in demonizing and sabotaging little eggie’s reputation. Should the egg controversy does go out of hand, arresting evil egg insulters under ISA will not be ruled out.
Don’t even pretend to look surprise if any one of you are detained under ISA for insulting the egg. Don’t believe me? Fine, insult the eggs at your own peril because you are bound to offend dozens of egg lovers out there. When this group of people are offended, public order will be jeopardized.
If public order is being jeopardized, ISA will be invoked in order to neutralize any existing animosity and hostility between egg lovers and egg haters. But expect the former to be let off Scott free because nothing in politics is fair anyway.
