See what I told you?
Two Molotov cocktails were thrown into Seputeh member of parliament Teresa Kok’s house in Kuala Lumpur early today.
A new law is needed. The public is angry over the food remark. Hence it is a threat to public order. We need to protect the eggs. People are angry liao. You won’t like it when they are angry. You insult the eggs, you get molotov cocktail. You insult their mother, you might get C4 explosives on your door steps next time. So angry over the insults over an egg.
If things are not managed properly, prepare to face another backlash from the cucumber community too. You should not insult the cucumber because it has many functions beside becoming your food. It can be used for facial treatment, it can also be used by women if they want to simulate vaginal penetration.
So stop dissing the egg and cucumbers alike. It doesn’t matter if you are incarcerated for no apparent reason. It does not matter if you are mistreated. Only the food you dissed matters. This is the most important factor, even if there are so many things commented about ISA, only the food you dissed matters.
Who cares about getting incarcerated? Insulting eggs and cucumbers are more sinful than getting detained for no reason. If eggs and cucumbers know how to communicate in human language, they will be really touched by the molotov gestures. Do I need to mention some one even lodged a police report on their behalf? As stupid as it may sound, it is all worth it for Cucumber lovers!
