Shah Rukh Khan is becoming a grand father courtesy of the malacca CM. Literal translation lah. It’s not like his son got married at the age of 10 lah. Anyway our state government is going global by issuing the Datukship to foreigners.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAA. Ok I’m sorry. I promise I won’t laugh next time HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAA.
Popular Bollywood actor Shah Rukh Khan is among 77 people to be conferred the Darjah Mulia Seri Melaka (DMSM), which carries the title Datuk, in conjunction with the 70th birthday of Yang di-Pertua Negri Tun Mohd Khalil Yaakob today.
- The Star
Are we following the footsteps of Britain when they issued a knightship to Dato Onn Jaafar which he rejected in the end? But back then Malaysia is still a British Colony so making him a Knight would make more sense. Knight in shining armour, mind you, not Knight Rider. So how did Shah Rukh Khan fit into this mess?
There is growing speculation that SRK became the new Datuk thanks to his indomitable tits.
Give me a minute to think what did he ever contributed to our nation besides dominating the airwaves with his trademark songs that were not even sang by him? I didn’t know it was some one else who sang most of his ‘hit’ songs until President told me about it. Heh, I am pretty oblivious when it comes to entertainment gossip.
So can you think why he’s getting the datukship? Did he blew us away with his ass flicking joget then? But the question is, do he even have the time to collect the award? He’s probably too busy to shit, let alone collecting a relatively unknown award unless it’s a knighthood.
Will Guy Sebastian be given a Datuk title for being a part time malaysian?Â
Do I need to remind you the source of the datukship is from Malacca? Man, I am really impressed with Ali Ketam. Purchasing a total of RM 10 million for 4 ducks, decorating melaka with hideous lighting along the road, god-knows-how-many-millions-more he spends on the relocation of The Eye, criticizing PKR for wastage, and now he’s making the Bollywood heartthrob into Malacca’s latest tourism backdrop.
Seriously, Ali Ketam really does the darnest things! Think like a Ketam and Talk also like ketam. Maka fikiran pun macam ketam. Too bad he doesnt taste like ketam.
