HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAA.
Pardon me hor coz I am still laughing at the RM 2.5 million (make it 10 million now because there are 4 ducks in total) duck purchase. President and I was talking gleefully that we are bound to have a two million ringgit duck swimming in our teh tarik Melaka river. Well, I just hope no one is going to kidnap this duck later knowing that he’ll be the most expensive duck ever.
Speaking about ‘animal’ rides, I wonder what happened to our unique bullock cart? No, I am not being sarcastc here. Bullocart is indeed one of the unique features that our country has and it does not cost millions to build. I do not understand the need of spending so much money in buying something that foreigners might already have in their home country.
This is because I do not think tourists would spend so much and travelled few thousand miles to our country just to see modern shopping malls or kinky rides they probably had in their home country. If you were them, would you spend so much money to visit a Petaling Street lookalike in London?
Well who cares if kereta lembu is slow? Biar Lambat, asal selamat. Trust me, you’ll get a different feeling by walking, roaming around with a trishaw or a bullock cart in Melaka City than riding in a car. On 2nd thoughts, I do not think our CM cares if the project falters or whatever because at the end of the day, he still pockets from the construction of his ‘mega’ projects. In the end, we are all fucked.
