These are some of the funny comments of the day I read from a ‘doctored’ manifesto courtesy of a Malaysiakini report and I can’t help but to laughed my ass off.
“I will defend the supremacy of the Malays until the last drop of my blood if I win the mandate of the delegates to become the next Umno president at election to be held in March 2009,”
Then I suggest every one should drain his blood starting from today and remember to provide him a bath tub because he likes bathing his keris in it.
“I have been attacked by my enemies who claimed that I carry out Hindu rituals. All of you can refer to S Samy Vellu who will vouch that I have never gone with him to any Hindu ceremony. I swear in the name of God that I am a faithful Muslim.â€
Samy Vellu is the last person he should ask to vouch for his faith when the former gave green light to demolish his own temples.
“We realise that BN was scarred during the March general election. I will do all I can to return Umno and the Barisan Nasional to its former glory. I will also not hesitate to use all means to destroy elements that can threaten the stability and peace of the country.â€
It means ISA will be used more often to crush dissidents and soon kem kamunting/prisons will be overcrowded with bloggers.
“I strongly deny allegations that I am involved in the Eurocopter scandal. The contract went through due process and procedures. The defence ministry accepted the decision and agreement from the ministry of finance was obtained in the selection of the Eurocopter tender.”.
He hold the portfolio and signed the agreement letters, he can say whatever he wants. In cantonese it’s called “mat yeh tou pei lei kong sai”.
“I will also ensure that my family won’t become involved in business or interfere in the administration of the country. I will carry out my responsibilities without any influence from other countries,â€
Unless he denounce his family. Yeah he will carry out his responsibilities without any influence from other countries but he didn’t say anything about Mahathirism.
“I have also been linked with the murder case of Altantuya. I once again swear in the name of God that I never knew her.
He claims he did not know Saiful either.
Hmmmm need me to say more?
