Assholes. They are everywhere. This afternoon I had a conversation with an asshole.
Me:- Can change my glass ornot? My chinese tea got soapy scent lah.
Waiter 1 :-Â Ok. Hold on.
After twenty minutes….
Me:- Eh where’s my chinese tea?
Another asshole waiter came…
Asshole :- I wanna tell u hor… it’s not the scent of the glass that got soapy scent. It’s the tea. No matter how many times you changed it, it still tastes the same coz my lao pan niang (lady boss) use different ingredient to mix with the tea.
Me:- What kind of tea that tastes like soap?
Asshole:-Â Not soap lah. Made of spesial ingredient.
Me:- What kind of special ingredient that tastes like soap?
Asshole:- I tell you already lor. It’s special ingredient. It won’t be special if I told you what it is, right?
Me:- You think I do not know what soap tastes like ah? Further more it burns my throat upon drinking a sip from it.
Asshole:- If you say it’s soap then it’s soap lor.
Me:- Look, if you tell me earlier, I can switch to other drinks. You don’t have to beat around the bushes.
Asshole:- Whatever.
Me:- WTF?!?!
Moral of the story, Chinese restaurants suck. Sometimes lah.
