I was talking to an old acquaintance which I have not met for a couple of years. While we were talking, out of a sudden he suddenly mentioned this:-
People thinks I look like Andy Lau.
Then I became puzzled so I responded.
Oh great, at least you can receive autographs on his behalf.
But I am not happy people thinks I look like Andy Lau.
Why not? Isn’t great when you can con few chicks with your celebrity looks?
Nah, it is not great. It is actually a curse.
Why so?
I don’t like his nose, it is too big for my liking.
But errrrr isn’t that Jackie Chan? His nose is way much larger than Andy.
Jackie, Andy they are all the same.
Same? I thought there is a distinct difference between them.
Apart from that, they are short too.
Short? Well, you are not that tall yourself.
Well that’s true but if I want to impersonate some one, I should choose a better candidate.
Hmmmm, suits yourself.
Let me see, I would be thankful if people thinks I look like Leon Lai.
As long you are happy, be any one you want.
But I’ll be happier if I look like Leon Lai.
Well, looking like him is one thing but singing like him is another matter.
It doesn’t matter. Good looks outweights the singing skills. As long I am good looking like Leon, anything goes.
Hmmmm…..
Yeah seriously, look at Mawi.
But ermm …… he is not good looking.
He may not look good looking to you but to the girls, he is the Shah Rukh Khan of South East Asia.
Please tell me you are trying to pull my leg.
No, I’m not. I’m serious. Even if you are not good looking, just make sure you look like a humble kampung boy. You’ll get the sympathy votes and you’ll still win and become popular.
What happened to being good looking?
Being good looking is an huge boost to my entertainment career.
But I thought you said you can compensate the lack of looks by resembling a kampung boy?
Did I? Did I say that?
From this point onwards, I told him I gotta make a move. There is no point in continuing this pointless conversation.
