Kill Toyol (no, I am not asking Toyol to be killed. Just in case some idiots will accuse me of calling for his murder just like how they exploited MB Nizar’s Patik Mohon Derhaka line.) is the man of morality. Why is that?
Because he thinks it is immorally wrong to sleep naked in our own room. Sleeping naked in your own room is so morally wrong it is tantamount of screwing a young woman even though you are married. That’s a pretty neat deduction me thinks. It does not matter if you are sleeping naked in your own room or whatever.
Because the fact remains you slept naked in your own room is enough to be labeled as morally wrong. I guess he came into such conclusion when he heard Eli Wong SLEPT together naked with another man. It does not matter if you actually screw with the man or not, he thinks. AS LONG THEY SLEPT together. As usual, nobody cares about the culprit who shot the nude photos.
The guy is innocent as it set a new precedence for Mat Skodengs to improve their scouting task. Another neat deduction from the Kill Toyol, innit? While he tried very hard to defend his deductions, he took the opportunity to drag the former Porno Minister to illustrate his view on morality. At least we get to see his anaconda in action. I guess it is morally right to squander the state treasury.
I guess it is morally right to alter the look on your face and lie about it. I also guess it is morally right to destroy the state documents after learning he is no longer the Menteri Besar of Selangor. I also guess it is morally right to lead 500 people to stage a demo in front of Kapal Titanic’s house. A guy of his caliber has proven to be an awesome asset to his political party.
And oh, did you heard what the Home Minister said? He says it is okay to be nude in your home but make sure your nude photos do not get leak out to the public. I suppose we should seek his expert advice since he is a home minister so he should know how to prevent our nude photos of being leaked out to the public from our home.
Geez, I also sleep semi naked in my room so I must be extremely immoral. I must also make sure no one takes my photo and will do my best to prevent my perverted sleeping fuckface photos from leaking out, even if I am sleeping.
