You know what? I am actually baffled that some parents actually assumed Watchmen are made for kids. And it is even baffling they are complaining about it. Well serve them right for not checking the ratings before watching that movie. When you do not even bother checking the ratings, then don’t make so much noise lah.
But then I think the blame largely falls on our ever reliable Board of Censorship that made up mainly of fat fucks with myopic view on the world of entertainment. Why am I pointing fingers at them again, you ask? Well if they didn’t censor Dr Manhattan’s glowing manhood (pun intended) in the first place, it will never lead to this gross confusion.
To blur out his giant glowing blue penis is blasphemous enough as we all know it is obviously the pinnacle of his manhood besides being a know-it-all type of person. It is like banning ciken from KFC. What would be KFC without it’s artificial ciken right? Some one asked me if I am going to watch Watchmen in the cinema I told him I will not.
Why watch a movie that is literally and visually butchered by the fat fucks? I mean, what is the point of putting 18SX, 18PL, 18 PA and all other mothers of 18 nonsense if you are going to censor everything? You might as well put U (Umum) lah. Oh maybe it wasn’t umum because the whole concept of Watchmen is mainly inspired by anti establishment sentiments.
Maybe that’s why it is suitable for mainstream mind. Thanks but no thanks, I am going to wait for the DVD version of it and thank you Board of Censorship for encouraging me to turn to Uncle Lanun again. Sekian Terima Kasih.
ps;- chicken was mispelled on purpose.

